"The love I felt for her on that train ride had a capital and provinces, parishes and a Vatican, an orange planet and many sullen moons — it was systemic and it was complete."

potatoandotherwise:

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

heartfulpenguin:

yashikoru:

heartfulpenguin:

heartfulpenguin:

i can hear my brother screaming at his DS

he’s playing cooking mama

thats some hardcore cooking

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spoopykatee:

my mom just said “watch this” then ran a red light and said “i just don’t care”

(Source: alieniverson)

aperfectbookshelf:

bigbookadventures:

It is too bad journals can’t speak up and give advice or support.

The last time that happened the Chamber of Secrets was opened

(Source: bigbookventures)

(Source: boxingclever)

Orange is The New Black

  • Season 1: I fucking hate Pornstache
  • Season 2: Pornstache isn't that bad. I fucking hate Vee